REDCOAT #17 *RELEASE DATE 4/15/26* *(DH C6)*

Cheers, mate! Simon Pure here, the roguishly handsome immortal soldier whose amusing adventures you’ve no doubt been following. Alas, I cannot in good conscience tell you much about this chapter of my sordid past. Least of all before you spy issue #15’s surprise so spectacular…well, I’d best leave it at that.